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| I'm pretty much amazing. |
As you all know, cats are pretty much the superior form of life on this planet. Seriously, think about it. You humans take us into your homes, feed us, provide us everything we could possibly want, and what do you get in return? Not much. We give you attention, only when we want to, and most of the time act as if you're basically just in our way. When we do something you don't like, what can you do about it? Nothing! Have you tried yelling at or punishing a cat lately? We look at you, and walk away.
Well fleshy humans, I've decided that I'm going to give something back. On this blog, I will share my infinite wisdom of Life, The Universe, and Everything with you. (Douglas Adams was actually a cat reincarnated into human form and shared some valuable insight into reality.)
I'll leave it at this introduction for now, I think my human will be home soon. Make sure and follow me, or I'll shred your couch.
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