So I was lounging around in the sun yesterday, pretty much the same as everyday, and I was thinking how great it is to be a cat, especially me...like I've said before, I'm awesome. Then, I decided that I needed more ways to share how amazingly awesome I am. I've heard a lot about this Facebook thing, my human seems to be obsessed with it. 600 million users? Sure! Sign me up!
Well, I logged on to my human's account to check it out. There were so many moving things and the home page was so crowded with stuff, I wasted 3 hours trying to catch all the popups, scrolling, chat windows, top stories, friend requests, etc. Other than managing to gnaw on the corners of the laptop, and putting a few scratches in the screen, I accomplished nothing. That thing is just way too much, stimulation overload! I'll be the first to admit that I get distasrags aruu8awt4 adfj awf cb jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjkpokpo. Oh, sorry, a fly went by and I had to catch it. Anyways, I get distracted easy. Normally this is very entertaining and enjoyable, but when I'm trying to promote myself and share my excellence, I need to focus. Also, how is anyone else supposed to find the valuable wisdom that I post? It's crazy!
So my verdict is Facebook...NO WAY! I'll stick with my blog, where it's all about me, and to Twitter where it's all about me in like 140 characters. Scratch you later my faithful followers!
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